Thursday

hints 'n' tips for MIA

This is all totally 4 REAL, taken from some magazine ('Mothering Magazine') from 'the 80s' when stuff like desegregation and homosexuality and Thatcherism were new and exciting (says my history textbook)

Roast Placenta

1-3lb fresh placenta
(must be no more than 3 days old)
1 onion
1 green or red pepper (green
will add colour)
1 cup tomato sauce
1 sleeve saltine crackers
1 tspn
bay leaves
1 tspn black pepper
1 tspn white pepper
1 clove garlic
(roasted and minced)

Method

(Preheat oven to 350 degrees)
1. Chop the onion and the pepper &
crush the saltines into crumbs.
2. Combine the placenta, onion, pepper,
saltines, bay leaves, white and black pepper, garlic and tomato sauce.
3.
Place in a loaf pan, cover then bake for one and a half hours, occasionally
pouring off excess liquid.
4. Serve and enjoy!

There is a Fairly Brilliant recipe for 'Placenta Cocktail', which urges placenta connoisseurs to 'blend it (the placenta) at high speed for 10 seconds' with ice cubes and a carrot. Amazing.
Also, to keep this Vaguely Musical 'No 13 Baby' is probably the Pixies' best song, probably.

Monday

I wanted to remind everyone I am a viable journalist


from abe vigblog
mix by a big rock band:
FUCKED UP - Oct 31 2008 Steam IntroFUCKED UP - Magic WordMR OIZO - It Takes TwoRICHARD BARTZ - Diamond GirlZOLAR X - ScienceTHE POLICE - When the World Is Running Down...MYSTERY JETS - Young LoveHAMMER DAMAGE - LaughCRYSTAL STILTS - SinKingALDEN TYRELL - MindlessLOVE IS ALL - New BeginningsBLACK ROCK AND RON - Stop the WorldLET'S WRESTLE - I Won't Lie to YouFUCKED UP - Greek InterviewCLAUDE DEBUSSY - Clair De Lune
from looking for gold
The Debussy thing has come up lots and lots with me recently. I'm writing some stories about that, I've written one already but it's more about other stuff that happened on Friday night / Saturday morning.
"the guy loosens crafty cruelties on Vice"
from monogandul via freetranslation.com

Wednesday

think about the blood that's pumping keeping you alive

Warning : I really like this song and Mirah and stuff so this post is DEVOID of sarcasm and 'wit'. Go, read Charlie Brooker or Whatever.

Okay I was reading through the posts and at some point Phil said that 'Cold Cold Water' was Mirah's best song, and I concede; even though 'The Light' has nearly the same number of plays on my Itunes, 'Cold Cold Water' is so frighteningly Majestic and Spine-Tingly that it cannot be beat. It's positively thunderous. It's positively brilliant.

In many ways, the rest of her music (edit: all music ever) pales in comparison to its titanic sweep of turbulence. It's hard to describe. It nearly reduced Sevil to tears when she heard it first. This sounds really exaggerated and shitty but seriously, it is a masterpiece.
Mirah's music as a Body Of Work is fairly good, in that she's 'indie' and inaccessible enough for reviewers to be okay with giving her albums 7/8/9s and thankfully never utter the words 'unashamedly pop' (zsxilfjlzdvk) but also excellent enough to be genuinely rewarding 'for the listener'. I guess some could find her lilting, girlish voice 'cold' but it's so brilliantly passionate at the same time, take 'Special Death' for example, with its strange, dirge-like 'la la la's, or the pulsating, 'wall of noise' (gag gag gag) non-beat of 'Body Below' where her voice is seemingly detached but the lyrics exhibit a truly awesome fire. In fact, as her music is so intense, you notice a key set of recurring themes; fire, pressure, power, heat. Pretty much, all her songs are about sex. It's not so much a hunt to look for the double entendres as a struggle to find anything that isn't about her conquests.

Is it stupid to liken a musical artist to a novelist? Mirah makes the most eloquent, engaging, intense music that I have literally Ever Heard In My Life ; even if it's not a valid comparison, it is apt. Someone in Victorian Times once said that the author of Jane Eyre had "all that we require in a novelist...perception of character, and power of delineating it; picturesqueness; passion; and knowledge of life." Mirah is better because this is all packaged into 2.5 minutes of fun.