Thursday

Competitive reading

Okay look this is what I have read so far this 'summer'.

Luckily this summer so far has been a little bit full-on boring, etc., so in between doing things like 'not having a job' and 'going to the Tate' and 'whatever' and 'cycling' and 'parties' here are some things that I have read.

Albert Camus - Exile and the Kingdom (Stories)
Boring. Ha.

Richard Brautigan - In Watermelon Sugar
It gets better after a spell when you think 'this is weird'. Although Brautigan's character is a total circle jerk.

Graham Swift - Waterland
Riveting.

David Foster Wallace - Consider the Lobster and Other Essays
Sterling.

Ali Smith - The Accidental
I just about finished this. It's quite good. The 'Alhambra' chapters (the last one in each section) are a bit hard work, wait, maybe meaningless, possibly. Probably not though. Michael is a bit of a twat, although you are probably meant to think that. Eve isn't that great either. I'm not sure it actually ends.

Ted Hughes - Birthday Letters
There is a really good poem called 'Fate Playing' in it. One time I was on the fast train, but only by accident, and I tried to copy it out onto paper to give to someone, but I didn't finish it, so I still have half of it in my notepad.

Okay, I think that constitutes 'a canon'. I think I got sunburnt. I nearly hit a van.

Tuesday

Popjustice $36.27 music prize

(there is no pound sign on Canadian keyboards)

Once again, the PJ music prize is vaguely more appealing than the Mercury Music Prize.

Definitive reviews (with all-important videos attached) ;
'Beat Again' by JLS - I genuinely don't see 'the draw'. BUT video, ace.
'Better Off As Two' by Frankmusik - 6/20
'I'm Not Alone' by Calvin Harris - 12/15. Brill video.
'In For The Kill' by La Roux - Really very very good song, but, um, Quicksand is best.
'Love Etc' by Pet Shop Boys - Obviously very good. Also, video. Also, rules.
'Method Of Modern Love' by Saint Etienne - See above. Minus video.
'New In Town' by Little Boots - Shit. WHAT HAPPENED.
'Take Me Back' by Tinchy Stryder - 89/100, this rules. This is so old, though.
'The Promise' by Girls Aloud - 'Um'. Sorry, rubbish.
'Up' by The Saturdays - 'See above'
'The Boy Does Nothing' by Alesha Dixon - Bloody catchy, also good for mums.
'The Fear' by Lily Allen - 'This one's for the indie vote'. Sigh, 7/10.


On the tentatively indie music prize front Bat For Lashes and The Invisible and Speech Debelle are the only ones who 'deserve' it. If Kasabian wins, well, then, Kasabian will win. But as long as Micachu still exists it's basically ALL GOOD.

Friday

'Chat to Strangers'

I know 'everyone has done this already'. But I had to try Omegle.

Here is my transcript:


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: oh wow, this is my first time pretending to be a teenage girl
Stranger: m-f
You: um... f
You: do you like cherries?
Stranger: i gotta jimmy
Stranger: i like melons
You: what's a jimmy?
You: is it hard?
Stranger: a boner
Stranger: and yes
You: why
You: is it something i said?
Stranger: sure
You: awesome
You: so what is the last thing you ate?
Stranger: a watermelon
You: did you take the skin of the watermelon off?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: my jimm y just got bigger
You: why did you choose 'jimmy'?
Stranger: idk
You: i think 'austin' is more of a sexy name
You: personally
Stranger: ok
Stranger: austin
You: i just put some yoghurt in my mouth
You: i like yoghurt
Stranger: heheheh
Stranger: harder and harder it gets
You: like a watermelon with the skin still on, eh?
Stranger: yeah
You: good
You: i'm glad
You: are the curtains pulled?
Stranger: ioh ya
You: good
You: this keeps getting better
You: now
You: talk to me about indie rock
Stranger: wats that
You: um
You: music
You: i like guys to tell me what kind of music they are into
You: it helps set the mood
Stranger: i like dragonforce and eminem
Stranger: also soad
You: they're pretty fun
Stranger: yea
You: what about bjork?
You: i love bjork
Stranger: cool
You: i fantasise madly about iceland
You: rushing geysers and livid, angry volcanoes
Stranger: sweet
You: pouring lava flows as red as ice floes aren't red, or blue
You: i also like poetry
Stranger: yea
Stranger: cool
You: hey, having breasts is pretty fun too right
Stranger: i wouldnt no
You: well, i'm telling you
Stranger: cool
You: yep
You: so
You: what're you doing later?
Stranger: nm
You: well i hope you enjoy it
Stranger: i will
You: good
You: so, anything else you want to talk about or have you finished jerking off yet whilst i try to imagine just how large and hairy austin is right now? i imagine he's huge
Stranger: he is
You: brilliant
You: okay hurry up my dad wants a turn
Stranger: ok
You: i like strangers
Stranger: same
You: they are fun
Stranger: yea
Stranger: especially
Stranger: u
You: aw, thank you
You: okay, well, sorry to spoil the pants party but
You: i really must dash, it's been great though
Stranger: yea
You: give my love to austin, et al
Stranger: k
You: take care
Stranger: bye
You: xxxxxxx
Stranger: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
You: aw i don't really want to leave...
Stranger: me niether
You: ...just joking
You have disconnected.

Wednesday

dear readers of this blog

1. American suburbia.
2. Boats.
3. My mum is asking me to listen to her.
4. I totally didn't listen to her.
5. I want the zine to be as funny as, if not funnier than, 'that one book Jon Stewart half-wrote'.
6. Hi.
7. I had a dream that I got into UCL through SNEAKY LYING 'n' stuff.
8. I was really happy I was going, though, which probably means something.
9. Mitch Hedburg is fucking hilarious.
10. Does Phil know how much he sounds like Mitch Hedberg? In mostly every way?
11. My grandma is calling me to do 'something', ie, 'bye'.

Saturday

The Wave Pictures Are Doing Things All The Time

They are always playing in Spain and sometimes in London too.

I just found out via Spotify that they have released a 7" for 'Some Singles Club' (I might create a 'singles club' called that) and then when I went to look up what was going on, they contributed a song to 'Some Bruce Springsteen Tribute Album' too.

Via discogs.com, I found this:














The Wave Pictures - Puncture My Pride EP

It's a free download and a compilation and you can get it from http://library.team-love.com/the-wave-pictures-puncture-my-pride-ep/ where you need to 'create a free account with team love' and you get 12 tracks that have been scattered across various previous releases, although there are at least 5 songs there that I haven't heard of before.

It's like the pre-emptive 'Wave Pictures Best Of' mix CD I never bothered to make for you.

Wednesday

Personal statement

Other people that might have marfan's syndrome #1

Erik K. Skodvin (aka Svarte Greiner)

really good, Norwegian, field recording-y, chilled