A poem I wrote which doubles as a review of Kila Kela, in which I liken Carol Ann Duffy to a serial killer

I once wondered
If I could write
One hundred poems in a day
Every one as good
As every other one
And every two as bad
As the baddest person I have ever met
Coincidentally, one time I thought I met John Lennon's killer
Alas, poor dude was the drummer from Kila Kela
I say "poor dude" because that band sucked
And the dude could've had a brilliant career
As a serial killer
Like Carol Ann Duffy.