'Chat to Strangers'

I know 'everyone has done this already'. But I had to try Omegle.

Here is my transcript:

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: oh wow, this is my first time pretending to be a teenage girl

Stranger: m-f

You: um... f

You: do you like cherries?

Stranger: i gotta jimmy

Stranger: i like melons

You: what's a jimmy?

You: is it hard?

Stranger: a boner

Stranger: and yes

You: why

You: is it something i said?

Stranger: sure

You: awesome

You: so what is the last thing you ate?

Stranger: a watermelon

You: did you take the skin of the watermelon off?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: my jimm y just got bigger

You: why did you choose 'jimmy'?

Stranger: idk

You: i think 'austin' is more of a sexy name

You: personally

Stranger: ok

Stranger: austin

You: i just put some yoghurt in my mouth

You: i like yoghurt

Stranger: heheheh

Stranger: harder and harder it gets

You: like a watermelon with the skin still on, eh?

Stranger: yeah

You: good

You: i'm glad

You: are the curtains pulled?

Stranger: ioh ya

You: good

You: this keeps getting better

You: now

You: talk to me about indie rock

Stranger: wats that

You: um

You: music

You: i like guys to tell me what kind of music they are into

You: it helps set the mood

Stranger: i like dragonforce and eminem

Stranger: also soad

You: they're pretty fun

Stranger: yea

You: what about bjork?

You: i love bjork

Stranger: cool

You: i fantasise madly about iceland

You: rushing geysers and livid, angry volcanoes

Stranger: sweet

You: pouring lava flows as red as ice floes aren't red, or blue

You: i also like poetry

Stranger: yea

Stranger: cool

You: hey, having breasts is pretty fun too right

Stranger: i wouldnt no

You: well, i'm telling you

Stranger: cool

You: yep

You: so

You: what're you doing later?

Stranger: nm

You: well i hope you enjoy it

Stranger: i will

You: good

You: so, anything else you want to talk about or have you finished jerking off yet whilst i try to imagine just how large and hairy austin is right now? i imagine he's huge

Stranger: he is

You: brilliant

You: okay hurry up my dad wants a turn

Stranger: ok

You: i like strangers

Stranger: same

You: they are fun

Stranger: yea

Stranger: especially

Stranger: u

You: aw, thank you

You: okay, well, sorry to spoil the pants party but

You: i really must dash, it's been great though

Stranger: yea

You: give my love to austin, et al

Stranger: k

You: take care

Stranger: bye

You: xxxxxxx

Stranger: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

You: aw i don't really want to leave...

Stranger: me niether

You: ...just joking

You have disconnected.