Basically, I review a bunch of emails Hadouken! have sent me

(Psst... happy birthday on Wednesday, Sinister!)

WATCH HADOUKEN! AT READING 2008 Blown away by Hadouken!'s 2008 Reading performance? Maybe you weren't one of the lucky ones who bought, blagged, stole or crashed the festival? Well now you can watch the full set by clicking below. ENJOY!

No. I didn't go to Reading. I don't want to go to Reading. Ever. (Much.) So I'm not going to watch it. Thanks for catering for my demographic.

0/10.

AERIALS LATEST - FESTIVAL TICKETS COMPETITION!

Here's what else is coming up only on Aerials

Competitions to win vinyl formats of Hadouken! singles
Competition to win signed and framed proofs of Hadouken! artwork
Competition to see Hadouken! at Bestival (sold out!)

If you're not a member of Aerials then click here to find out more and join!

In email view, you can't read it because the background is white. Thus rendering it useless. For reading, or forwarding. To yr friends. So when you win tickets to the festival, you have noone to go with. Sucks to be lonely.

0/10.

	ASK HADOUKEN! Amazing scenes! Hadouken! play Reading and Leeds festivals this weekend. To celebrate we're running a special competition where you'll be able to ask the band ANYTHING you want and the filmed answers will be available just for you lucky listers. All you need to do is email hadouken@atlanticrecords.co.uk - using the subject 'Ask Hadouken' - with the question you most want answered by the band. We'll pick the best ones, ask the questions and film the answers. Make sure you include your full name too so we can accredit the question to you. It's that simple! Get your thinking caps on to come up with the perfect question as this may be your only chance to get it answered!

Why? Like, unless you're 12 and you really love Hadouken!. That would be okay, I guess.

2/10.

HADOUKEN ADDED TO THE iTUNES FESTIVAL 2008 - APPLY FOR TICKETS NOW!

Hadouken! have joined the bill of the 2008 iTunes Festival taking place at London's Koko throughout July.

They will be performing on Thursday 3rd July with support coming to be announced shortly.

You can apply for tickets to the gig right now by heading to www.ituneslive.co.uk

Due to the intimate setting of the gig tickets will be hot property, so make sure you apply as soon as possible to be in with a chance of getting to the gig.

See you there!

NEW MERCH!

We've have added even more swag to the official online store for you to kit yourself out with and show everyone your true Hadouken! colours. You can see a selection of the new merch on sale below and click HERE to head to store to get yours today!

So the 'sending all-white emails thing' is a long-term issue. At least Hadouken! are offering you the opportunity to get beaten up for $25 and a bout of credit-card-fraud-enduced glandular fever. Plus, they've discovered how to HTML-format emails so you can get pictures in. Nice.

3/10.

Overall: 5/40. Like, 12.5% or something. Sucks, because I used to REALLY LIKE Hadouken!'s bastard pop exuberance.