HEALTH hate free jazz and tribal funk

Last things before I go on a plane and maybe die, maybe ;

Health are the best band alive and words actually FAIL ME when I attempt to describe how painfully, brutally, enchantingly awesome they are (okay, words did not fail me this time but Yeah). Also, The Ring guy is lovely but not as lovely as BJ who made a joke about my book and it was brilliant and I want to marry him. John - 'BJ is quite beastly'. 'You' 'heard' 'it' 'here' 'first'.

It was raining and I got really soaked but it was fun and I ran to various train stations and bought a Low CD because it was cheap and pretended to look interested in Rough Trade. Incidentally, there was someone next to me who was doing an interview with someone and I am wondering if they were Famous or Good or Rubbish.

'Walk Like An Egyptian' is a really, really, really good song, as is 'All That She Wants' by Ace Of Base. They aren't even guilty pleasures, they're just Choons. Erdem's autumn/winter collection is beautiful. 'Piracy funds Terrorism' is stupendous. Luke Wright remains awesome, Ross Sutherland remains innovative and Panda Bear remains exceptional. Agyness Deyn is irrelevant and obsolete. I am, as well, but I didn't get voted 'Best Dressed' so it doesn't matter.

Here is Erykah Badu ;

GOODBYE. XX